{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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