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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?","punchline":"Because it was well armed.","id":331}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Moshe Lang","displaytitle":"Moshe Lang","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q42336670","titles":{"canonical":"Moshe_Lang","normalized":"Moshe Lang","display":"Moshe Lang"},"pageid":55224103,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/MosheLang.jpg/330px-MosheLang.jpg","width":320,"height":350},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/MosheLang.jpg","width":348,"height":381},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1238865781","tid":"d9c1415a-539f-11ef-9bea-8331727ab44d","timestamp":"2024-08-06T02:59:09Z","description":"Australian family therapist, clinical psychologist and author","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Lang","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Lang?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Lang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moshe_Lang"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Lang","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Moshe_Lang","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Lang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moshe_Lang"}},"extract":"Moshe Lang is an Australian family therapist, clinical psychologist (MAPS) and author. Born in Israel, Lang migrated to Australia as a young man and settled there in 1961. He is one of the pioneers of family therapy in Australia; one of the nation's best known family therapists. Lang has published and taught extensively in his professional area, both in Australia and worldwide.","extract_html":"
Moshe Lang is an Australian family therapist, clinical psychologist (MAPS) and author. Born in Israel, Lang migrated to Australia as a young man and settled there in 1961. He is one of the pioneers of family therapy in Australia; one of the nation's best known family therapists. Lang has published and taught extensively in his professional area, both in Australia and worldwide.
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