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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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